I don't do twitter, but you have to read these guys: BP Public Relations (BPGlobalPR) on Twitter
Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down.
Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!
You know what they say about the ocean... Once it goes black it never goes back! JOKING - the water is brown.
The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct.
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